Half the sites on the web bring my brand new machine to an icy hell of overwhelming scripts. Do I need more memory, or has HP jumped the shark?
Yes, I'm old enough that at graduation everybody wanted to go to HP because they made the best pocket calculators. People still make pocket calculators. Mostly as exam, aids, best I can tell.
Oh well. Might as well crawl off to the junkyard. There to dream...
absurdities of an appropriate age.