The REal Story of the New Member of the Nuclear Club

By now you know that the graph the AP ran proving that Iran was developing a bomb was not quite the threat it was presented to be. What my team of crack investigators and an undercover operative  has discovered is that this was a distraction planted by another country that is about to unviel their own weapons.

We would be happy to reveal everything. Unfortunately, we have incurred some expenses, so there will be a payment needed. You know the price.